What??

COME ON!!Are you kidding me?
Really?
Did I just come from a meeting where I gave an impassioned comment on the stupidity of the public and superintendents overeacting to cell phones in school, go on about professional discretion, do it with articulation and then go to the bathroom and realize I had stir fry sauce on my face???
I wondered why the staff gave me undivided attention.
The sauce wasn't even BY MY MOUTH for chrissakes.
It was BY MY EYE!!
The only thing that would've made that show better would be a nice Kool-Aid moustache and maybe a sock trailing out of my pantleg.